I'm Not Joking
This fall, Captain is once again setting sail and hitting the road across the country with the show "I'm Not Joking". No joke — this is one of his funniest ones.
Before you buy a ticket, please read the instructions.
Contents
- Jokes about women
- Jokes about men
- Sugar
- Jokes about children
- Jokes about guarana gum
- Jokes about Bulgarians
- Jokes about drivers
- Jokes about sodium glutamate
- Jokes about snails
- May contain traces of jokes about nuts
How to take the show
Specialists recommend taking it once a day. Do not exceed the recommended dose; it may cause addiction.
Side effects
The show may cause:
- smiling
- chuckling
- giggling
- laughter
- shaking
- catharsis
- tears of laughter
- evil laughter
- stomach cramps
- facial muscle stiffness
- breaking up kidney stones
- and others
It does not interfere with women in advanced pregnancy or men in advanced beerhood.
DOORS: 18:30
START: 19:00
Not recommended for persons under 16 years of age.
If you've made it this far and are still reading, then there is no doubt this show is right for you. To guarantee the best seats, urgently convene the family council, the friends committee, or enlist grandma's authority to take care of the children for a few hours.